captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy, via i-breathe-for-music)

"I lost my mind
trying to find yours."

(via difficult)

(via fghtoffyourdemonss)

itsadventuretime:

i make stuff sometimes

itsadventuretime:

i make stuff sometimes

(via titlefgt)

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via i-breathe-for-music)

Put “tryna fuck” in my inbox if you tryna fuck

(Source: validx2, via butt-stallion)

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

(via heyfunniest)

"How to kill someone: Pretend they don’t exist, act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."

(via jaredispadasexy)

(Source: iclungtoy0u, via assbuttofasgard)

scarred-fallenangel:

thiefqueen:

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.
Angels keep the horns of demons.
Demons keep the wings of angels.

IS IT SCREWED UP THAT I WANT THOSE WINGS

Are you a demon?

scarred-fallenangel:

thiefqueen:

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.

Angels keep the horns of demons.

Demons keep the wings of angels.

IS IT SCREWED UP THAT I WANT THOSE WINGS

Are you a demon?

(Source: laciemary, via cheekilyflirtatious)

brutalgeneration:

Road to the Canadian Rockies (by Jeff Clow)

brutalgeneration:

Road to the Canadian Rockies (by Jeff Clow)

(via lmmolation)